* A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED".
* A husband,while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife:"I wish you were here".The message received by wife:"I wish you were her".
* A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.At the reservation counter,while her turn came,it was the last ticket.Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:"Shall be coming tomorrow,heavy rush in the train,gave birth to an old lady".
